My name and where I am from

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  1. ItsHolland

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    Hai. I'm Holland. Depending your time zone you probably have seen me before on robbers or parkour or sky block and a lot of you have asked one simple question to me.

    Are you from Holland? Are you from the Netherlands? Do you speak Dutch?

    (yes I'm aware that's more than one question)

    No, I am not from Holland. I'm born and raised as an American. That country run by an actual cheeto puff. That's my country.

    I don't speak Dutch. I could learn I guess but that would take a while .. A lot of people have asked me questions in Dutch and I honestly have no idea what any of it means. And google translate is not to be trusted.

    Holland isn't even my real name. Its a nickname. For now, my real name will be kept a secret o.o (If we are close and you really want to know just message me on discord)

    So to summarize, I'm not actually from Holland. I don't actually speak Dutch. I'm just an American boy who got tired of people asking if I'm actually from Holland. The end.

    *bows in American*
     
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  2. OhMsBeliever___

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    "That country run by an actual cheeto puff."
    Same tho, I'm ashamed. XDDD
     
  3. Musical_Cookie

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    Your signature holland...
     
  4. ItsHolland

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    Oreos are the best thing on this planet D:
     
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    Fuck yes Ily holland
     
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    OREOS ARE THE BEST
     
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    You do realise that Donald Trump is actually a very good president, Holland haha, you are just delusional.
     
  8. ItsHolland

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    YES TWINS
     
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  9. ItsHolland

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    oops o_O
     
  10. Liahhm

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    booo
     
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    A cheeto puff witha snail on his head...
     
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    HAHAHAHAH
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    ninjnnAJJjajaAAAAAAAA
     
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